Embarrassed man mumbles something unintelligible.

A wife refuses to get an abortion so her husband sets her on fire with his lighter

A man has no need for eyes where he's going. A stream of mud pours from his mouth.

Drawing perverted things at school leads to suspensions... or worse!

A heart cooks a man for dinner. Medium rare please!

Pac man's evil plot succeeded and now he's filthy rich!

If jesus were a sheep

Annoying orange hits on disgruntled apple

Monsters watching you from the cover of darkness

Brain damaged Godzilla finds that stealing a baby's lava lamp is not as easy as taking candy from a baby

A man is dying of thirst in the desert. Another man, without water but desperate to save him, allows him to drink his urine.

Wayne Gretzky's awesome hockey ability comes from his magic hockey stick