An autist

The emoticon that singlehandedly derails every /v/ thread

The ravings of a syphilitic mind

Hipster Satan (LOL I BET HE GOES ON PITCHFORK A LOT HUEHUEHUE)

A classy arachnid orders tea

The product of /co/ and /d/ merging

/v/ incarnate

A cheerful potato with wire limbs futilely attempts to use his useless appendages to grasp a symbol of money, while vowing child theft

Typical indie game developer

A pretty lady.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

A purple jack-o-lantern attached to a purple antler