FRAGILE: May contain dildos or cats. It's a dildo b/c the guy opened the box.

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Spock v. Yoda

Shooting the bird

Doodle or Die

A doctor takes the flesh of a man with big red lips face while offering him eggs, sunny side up

no secrets for you

Open mic night at the biochemist's lounge."Blinded Me With Science" is sung frequently for karaoke.

A masterpiece like no other.

Grocery bag that looks oddly like a condom. How odd.

Two clouds comparing each others' hairy rainbow dicks

Stereotypical frenchman who is very angry while wearing pink briefs that show off a "package." It is very large.

Captain America is about to have some pillow talk with his godlike enemy

Cowboy with dicks for fingers is about to attack some ass and pussy

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