A man trapped on a desert island finds a woman's corpse buried under the sand and exclaims "I need this".
A swordfish
Someone just shat down five quarters, now their ass hurts
angry little bastard scribbling down on paper
And THAT, children, is why you should NEVER get your eyeball pierced.
In my expert opinion you have a bad case of lasers shooting out of the palm of your hand... yep
pikachu has botox
Cow eating grassand makes iCecream
burger hut
NEW CHAIN
Mmmeehhh... says a blonde Neo from the matrix
brown bunny stabs white bunny to death
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