Martin (Lawrence) episode: Hillbilly version.

There is no help for you...

Blood-drenched Stiletto, possibly? Definitely not a kurkuri. A dagger, maybe? Ya, I'm going with a bloody dagger.

Are you trying to act tough again, Deer?

Relax. Everything's fine... Just put down the mouse, and SLOWLY step away from the doodle...

If you're scared of what lurks in the blackness of the night, sleep inside of the moon.

Dear Mom and Dad, Waco Camp is great! Enclosed is a copy of the Koresh's Manuscript. Gotta go light some candles! -Ruth

Emcee Devil-D kicks an old school freestyle in the depths of Hades.

black stick body, devoid of a head, does handstand on left. the head, devoid of any facial features is on right. both are clearly labeled.

As Raymond Babbitt lies prone on his back he realizes that the sky is definitely less than three. Definitely.

I witnessed an inverted Goose, got a lock on a Cougar, and a Maverick destroyed several of me... What am I?

How long your brain works?