I'm bored with life. I have nothing left to do. No one is here with me. How do I create excitement? What is my next adventure?
Shoop-Da-Woop octopus likes hot dogs and pink polkadot pajamas
Uncle steven is dressed up as a vulture again
A wolf goes to confession.
Nooooo
Tomato gives a speech to his spade army
Draw yourself.
The extra terrestrial lightning shatters the planet in two.
Mitt Romney is starting to get pissed about his own party insulting him all of the time.
Rocks fucking for all eternity on a small island
Pirate eating peas and sweetcorn
A man surprises a pretty posh looking blonde woman with a door handle, calling her rather nasty names in the process.
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