penis party
What you're always scared to see when you look out your bedroom window at night and the lights are off and you can only make out silhouettes
Surgeon has removed a slimy pickle from his patient.
Tyrone Biggums just drank a can of red balls!
Prostitutes Perform Oral Blood Transfusions
Patrick died.
STRAWBERRY FLYING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. it has a face too.
A very dapper man on a dinosaur
Draw a choo-choo train! Let's see how long it takes to derail this thing!
a blue haired guy is not sure...
Threatening toilet paper implies peril if you use it.
angry man with blue hair
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