A computer has gained sentience and its monitor only displays pornography
I get depressed when I think about how I can't play with the penguins and seals at Sea World.
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man getting pooped on
A red cow doing a backflip.
Very polite crabs with top hats and monocles
A dairy farmer
An Xbox 360 greeting an eggplant labeled a PC.
That's some badass pirate fish with an eyepatch.
trollface is satisfied with losing his 3D glasses.
Blue earthworm
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