Someone has quickly scrawled "Thanks fassut" with a smiley. I know they were probably trying to write an obscenity instead.

A rambunctious woman with pink eyes and a cat logo on her shirt yelling indiscernable phrases and holding a martini glass out.

A weird blonde hair woman with a big smile and a watermelon slice on her head. She has a bunch of transparent leaves hanging from her torso.

A gothic stick figure thinking a group of 4 happy stick figures are losers.

Pacman slightly upset at the red ghost for killing his wife.

Poorly scrawled cursive "Toddlers & Tiaras" in blue ink.

A man with a purple hat and jeans, holding a small phallic shaped doll of himself. His joints are sparkling- perhaps demonstrating arthritis

A check mark covered in red squiggles reminiscient of Dexter's hair, from Dexter's Laboratory. The check mark is calling out for help.

A giant pink sperm cell giving a mother of 3 and ultimatum. Either give him the cash or he eats the kids. One kid's face is the word "Fuck"

A dinosaur considering whether or not he should deepthroat a shotgun.

The top half of Fifty-Cent's head.

The word sex above a side view of a wrench.