A giant red dinosaur pees as he makes his way to the city.

What was the significance of 1453?

That man... Is a genius. But he's evil. Sucks to suck.

I'm falling off a cliff but it's kind of fun.

The banana is pleasuring himself...

You're Pand-tastic!

Santa died for your sins.

The green ghost in PacMan is always the scariest.

Rest in peace, John Lennon.

Dubstep is super cool. If you're in 5th grade.

Have sexual intercourse via the anal canal.

My life is like infinite blackness, but you are the rare spot of light,