If you mix ice and a pig together you get Ort, the Pig Lord Of The Ice!
You'll always be the one for- FUCK! Dun dun dun. dun dun dun. Bweeeerrhh dun.dun dun dun. DUN. DUN. Daaaaahhhhh. Girly metal lesson one.
Ew is that shrek's wife's flower?
Alcoholic Pegasus is determined to LIVE.
Charlie brown XXX edition?
Rat finds his true love
A blonde lady hugs up on the phone and says "I wanna hear your voice."
A shark is scared and sad because somebody is pointing a blue assault rifle at his nether region.
A Christmas decorated Football (American).
A close up of lips, done up in red lipstick. The wearer is a little hairy.
A muscular teddy bear can't find the exit.
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