Super-Moomin
A green man looking sort of like Hitler going for beans in an angry manner.
John Lennon's sunglasses are sad because they've lost two fingers. It's five o'clock.
A green man with a big lump on his neck punching a black guy with no arms!
A very small dinosaur found a pot of gold and barfs a spaceship because he's so excited!
Supermario is angry and a bit drunk and planning on killing Luigi with the hammer of Thor
A bloody girl is petting her pirate-giraffe
Two hairdryers and two electric shavers having a diving contest. A yellow fish is the judge.
A red t-shirt and a pair of black pants are duelling over a giant tennis sock
Green robot bird can't fly and he's sad because he wants to build higher lego towers
Splattered ice cream with tuttifrutti
Personificated ginger PC-mouse reading the news