left overs over the tower to the left

So it appears Uncle Sam is now a Native American.

a hippie bus is being chased by a flock of vultures ascending from the sunrise

Gollum tells Precious that the fat hobbit has gone to Jared.

It's the Fox News, brought to you by a fox. [enter a hint of liberal mockery here]

-- The End -- Yellow school bus walks off into the sunset, never to be seen or heard from again. Standing ovation.

I see Gargamel finally nuked the living blueberries out those Smurfs.

Sock puppet version of G(/M)ozilla is crossing paths with a rabid (Fire)fox

Beyond this point must everyone be escorted by a living spouse - the black widow is thus understandably devastated.

A lonely diver takes on a huge angler fish in a duel to the death. "Have at these" he says, revealing his blade.

A guy (surprisingly enough resembling me) promises to "frickin hunt you down" with a red glare in his otherwise expressionless eyes.

We're whalers on the moon / We carry a harpoon / But there ain't no whales / So we tell tall tales/ And sing our whaling tune.