Jellyfish tell terrible jokes.

Ghetto ass batman being thug.

Sherlock Holmes wants John to come home to make sweet love to him.

A slice of cake wants to be reunited with his son.

Steve the snake is running away from his past life of waddling in poo.

A retarded person watching Dane Cook.

Fredrick the Cactus man is derping like no other.

Marvin the Martian ate Micheal Jordan in jelly form while the rest of the world watched in awe.

Painting an imaginary ship after 4/20.

Chili's is ghetto.

This is definitely a "DAMN REDNECK."

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A sweaty elf llama that is from Italy!

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