giantpussyasslickercockshit
Child wants to play with father. Father misinterprets as a challenge to a karate match.
Everyday I'm biggerin'
pterodactyl with an AK47
My dog answered the phone. Must be important.
THAT ANIME SHOW THAT AINT GOT SHIT ON POKEMON OR DRAGON BALL Z
benedict cumberbatch as sherlock riding a horse saying "jawn, we ride at dawn"
As the bowling ball died in mike's arm's, he realised this would be the last chance he would ever get to tell it how he really felt.
NEW CHAIN
Nigel get cut in half by a ninja who has a bomb on his head....oh and there is this guy with 1 leg watching
Nudity.
Black weightlifter better got his game on cuz this bee's looking for love!
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