A big ole ass crack with a purple thong between the cheeks. Either the words Porky or Nasty tattoed on the legs

Scared kirby with massive mouth

A very sad, lonely mcdonalds fries box

A tombstone that presumably says MEGA WEB? and has a blue phallic object popping out of it with roses around it.

a laptop on a gray desk that has the words lemonade on it, and the desk says calling for zilla jaws

some kind of t-rex on all green but if you look sideways he's a crab with a face in his body

An awesome user interface!

A penguin with a long orange snout and feet says "NOOT NOOT"

A pig with its tongue flying out of its mouth with YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS in the backround

a blue mushroom with big black eyes and a blue boner

A naked woman, but the entirety of her body except her legs has a giant censored bar over it.

A universal remote with the game Simon on it, and A + B buttons at the top