This carrot has known heartbreak you cannot imagine. It's very soul aches with sorrow. With every atom of its being, it writhes in anguish.

This will all be over soon. Catch your breath and keep moving. Only the dead may remain so still, and you are not yet so fortunate.

If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze also into you. -Nietzsche

I love your tits, miss creepy 50s soulless husk. I will nuzzle them with my cheek. Mmm, yeah. Shh. Shh. Just let it happen. Shh. Mmm, yeah.

A blank-faced man riding a really pretentious dinosaur with red-tipped spines going down its back.

Commander Badass. Google MGDMT. Draw that magnificent motherfucker.

Man wins foot-race with Box. Absolutely nobody is surprised.

Son of a whore! Goddamn fucking CLOUDS! Why do you pollute the sky with your presence? I HATE clouds! Fuckers!

The ghost of American Hope screams in terror at what his nation has become. Shape up USA. Get your shit together.

Dr. Wright, from Sim City. I hated that fuck. Tells me where I should build what. I burned my whole city, hoping for his death. Every time.

About 78% of americans think god created the world. That doesn't leave many who are right. Evolution: why dogs don't lay eggs.

We confine ourselves to mediocrity to quench our fear of failure. We shy from effort because we have the luxury of ease. Fucking pitiful.