"No!", shouts Jesus as he approaches a couple trying to perform a frontal hug. "It is sinful", he explains, "frontal hugs are sinful.".

The kid is eating its own hand. There might be a backstory as a single arm lies on the floor beside him, full of blood.

The rocket finally got away: "haha l8r peasants", it shouts, but that will probably remain unheard as the rocket it already in the orbit.

It is a Shitfort, the artist explains. A shitfort. Shitfort, a shitfort. Imagine you have triangle arms you can use as a pillow.

The turtle is amazed by his peotic thoughts: "I don't want no chocolate chip muffin!", he laughs excited, while realizing he is not a ninja.

It is like in one of those movies. The train is exploding very slowly, the chaos is reaching for the drivers cab in slow-motion. Chuu, chuu!

A chair suddenly shouts at the innocent man: "Boo! <3". The man writhes in shock: "Aaah!" and starts crying horribly.

The artist asks a colorful question about who is Ned Flanders. He gives a hint, though: "The character may occur in the Show "The Simpsons"

"NO!", the girl shouts in insanely huge letters and adds shyly: "UR GAY."

This ghost has a dice attached to his cheek: "Dear god why?", he moans in terror.

Mandala.

A female and sweaty ass getting fucked in the ass by a mans nose. The man is overwhelmed: "Oh yes!", while the woman stutters: "Wah."

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