A man in a purple porkpie hat wields a spatula and a nerf gun. He wants the paper.
drunk guy at barneys tavern wonders if clearly marked exit is the door
BOOBssss
A patronizing square.
JAMES MONDAY CHICKEN NUGGETS SHOWERS CHICKEN NUGGETS
Jacques Chirac painted in blue, on all fours, with a bold leg.
JACKS HARD!!!
A box that appears to be emitting light.
ONE FUCKIN LYCANTHROPE THAT IS FUCKIN JACKED DUDE
a good car
a wired tiger
finger in a box
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