"What the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

The book that outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica for two reasons, one being it is slightly cheaper...

A flower evolves into a three-eyed baby.

Neckbeard

Happy yellow monster is king.

A very displeased Mr. PotatoHead.

Those mountains are not what you think.

Sweden is more than implying.

To the omelet-mobile!

A tired man wearing a beret shows his enthusiasm verbally.

You know you love someone when you get their name tattooed on your heart.

A blonde lady with breasts on her neck instead of her chest.