A porpoise and a stork have a jolly good time discussing politics over a cup of tea.
He pities a foo. Alot. In the sun.
Ahh, I am your forever servant master mcdonald's-son
a poodle riding a tricycle while holding a green apple and he's scared that the white blob of doom has come to kill him
aligator eating a shark with chopsticks
A horny shemale's body is ready
man is unimpressed with shark and continues reading his book while he gets eaten alive
Gucci enters the medium as the Gooch of Lips. he can't wait to bring his friend the based god in with him.
An Appropriate pair of brown balls.
laundry
A purple man cries about how mean everyone is
sam in a lamp shade
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