Jesus can not only walk on water, but on the whole damn planet
KILL THE LOBSTER
a giant obama collects tax dollars and shits two wavy lines that curve
A series of orange, glowing asses clustered together to shit out a single, slim turd and a jumbled word
clouds against an orange background
suicidal yoshi/bowser hybrid
Heartbroken brony after discovering that, as a matter of fact, his lover wasn't an actual talking pony but a person in disguise.
Punk cow with bloody tits and a clear obsession with money who likes pink ribbons
a dog cleaning himself
Billy (from Billy e Mandy) says: you taste good
boy being bullied by three horses
elephant holding a bowling ball?
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