I guess humanized Pinky Pie stops a flaming meteor with her bear hands and claims she could care less about it.

Try to image what I look like.

You're face. Yes, you are now face. What this means is entirely up to you.

I can't wait to be a lazy piece of shit all day and play all these video games SHIT IM FALLING DOWN THESE STAIRS. IT. KEEPS. HAPENING!!!

A tomato flies away from it's brethren with a pair of angel wings. The other tomatoes don't care because they are just tomatoes.

A vampire duck eats a mouse in an evil manner and claims it is quite delicious

Shit, lets be Santa........

A man with one squiggly yellow hair and a yellow mustache dances with poop.

The majestic knight in its natural habitat.

I guess he didn't play the gay game.

NASA abuses monkeys.

Dollars. Dollars everywhere.