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The Hulk curses Steam after Gaben launched another fucking sale.

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Balding mustached office man is unaware someone has written "DICK" on his nametag.

Seductive oil mistress emerges erotically from a BP barrel.

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A treasure map. The start is marked "no" and the end is marked "yes". It must be instructions on getting off Reddit.

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A stick man is confused by all the shit being posted on Doodle or Die.

A van labeled "DOD" dives forward. It has a cat head on the front of it, and the cat looks pissed.

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