Cat has become the god of fire.

Sentient Dorito steals a hat

HOMO SUCK IS SHIT

Angry sentient shade of yellow comes for you

An elephant saves humanity from the giga volcano by flying his mech into its core. godspeed elephant, godspeed!

A man shoots a bear's soccer ball. What a fucking douche

"S-sorry..." said the pasty skinned nerd girl, trying to excuse herself after she dropped her spaghetti from her pocket all over the floor

B-but.... why, thanks!

Which witch wishes to go "whish" in the wooshing storm?

Sentient Hammer eats its way through your wall to get you in your sleep

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!

A man charged with static is accused of being smelly