Paul Simon. Just another day in the office.
your wife is having a love affair with your x-box
The Pillsbury dough boy is actually the Pillsbury dough person and is gender neutral.RGloom is wrong.Also they his/her name is not Poppin.
Nipple
sad number 1 equals yellow d
do any of us really know?
Poop that has a halo and wings; going to heaven
A birthday party!
Green Dragon breathing fire
Your POV of the beach, with three towels sprawled out onto the sand. From left to right the towels are colored purple, green, and red.
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