Darth Vader's real identity: Kim Jong Un!
The Doodle or Die skeleton is fighting an old man, and seems to be winning. "Go back to the retirement home, Grandpa!" it says.
Oh, Superman is very popular. Sportos, geeks, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Energy drinks will kill you. Why? Because they can.
I'm guessing this is Satan's pet ram. I say this because he's on fire and has four glowing eyes. Have fun with that.
The old man (Hector Salamanca?) looks over his shoulder suspiciously, ready to blow the candles on his 75th birthday cake. Death waves back.
Chair Constantine needs to use the John.
bruce willis says obey with bees flying out of his mouth
Maybe Bowser should contact a specialty store to fashion a sturdier, er, "companion" for him. The plumber merchandise just won't hold up.
Life as cattle just hasn't been the same on earth after it was discovered that extraterrestrial life exists, and is *delicious*.
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