Forever Alone Grandma

God dammit. More of this "fumes" shit. Just draw a girl wearing a bow in her hair and a plaid shirt.

You will ejaculate if you masturbate with lotion.

counting orange is shedding tears because he can only count up to 2.

Apparently, there's a "true" breed that is exclusively loved by Jesus. What that breed is, I am not entirely sure.

If you are in the KKK, you are a dunce and will be frowned upon (and thrown into the deep fiery pits of hell).

Bug-eyed stick figure has a brilliant plan. He's happy about it.

Poker face is sick of showing his face. People are stupid (he thinks).

Tomato with blue lips doesn't know who that person is (so he's just going to smile at him/her).

Beached merman is getting a sun burn from the scorching sun.

A roll of toilet paper somewhat camouflaged against the white bathroom wall.

America is forever alone