Homeless lady's hair spontaneously combusts
Your sisters boyfriend being drunk....... -Mwahahaha!!!-
A bicycle with no respect for the law
Google Chrome runs like a black man after getting found out at a white woman's house.
A banana dancing on a cloud
A puddle of piss.
"MARS" says a man with giant red eyebrows.
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