An obese bald man with only half his face shooting a laser beam from his mouth while shouting, "ACHOO!"

A pink dragon playing Final Fantasy on his PS2.

The earth informing the sun that it's too close. Why aren't we all dead yet?

An angry face on the Japanese flag.

That guy named Shark from Zexal is attempting a Pagan sacrifice in a pentagram.

John is once again kidnapped by Mycroft just as he was about to buy milk.

A pink block insults a yellow Easter Island head as he attempts suicide.

A man stares horrified at his mutilated and huge hands.

A blonde chick is on Internet Explorer, wondering who the bald guy is. Maybe she's referring to Picard.

An evil tree pokes a huge piece of shit named Gary with Voldemort's wand.

An obese multicolored bald man sitting in a green recliner asking you if you play sports.

A sign that is a no guns sign that's being attacked by dry grass.