Well whaddayaknow, Christ became a pickup artist. Well, almost, he would be one if he actually picked up the girl he zoomed past at mach 5.
A pantsless man lets out the biggest 4d poo in the world. He gets the headlines on the news.
A robot jacking a guy off?
A strawberry dictator leading his army
a crack in a red surface
Joey is next
Give mah a quartapander with cheease
art is leaking
Tony stark is screwed.
Remember that potato sized shit you took last week.....It has a facbook page
french fries with eye glasses
cancerous retard
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