An ant with a drill on it's head yells "NO."

Two children sitting in a wasteland, keeping each other alive by eating sand.

A horned apple. HE WANTS TO BE A UNICORN!

People having sex in a car.

A stretch of road with a very even pattern of blood splotches

A man with a toupee and mustache with a drinking problem confides in a one-eyed turtle that he has no more money for alcohol.

A Nazi giving a bald woman in a dress a piece of his mind. The girl is crying.

A man with a gun standing next to a red, white, and blue inflatable pool can't dance.

A very sophisticated man looks like a flaming imbecile by his fear of spiders. The spider seems hurt by the mans fear and hatred</3

A very sad reindeer with a hurt leg.

FUCKING PORN WON'T LOAD! Dammit, I'm losing my boner.

A man closed his hand in his lunchbox, and he cries from the pain. I'm surprised his friends haven't beaten the shit out of him. Pussy.