man ponders the shit in his hand while listening to Mozart
A goose questions how humans learned to fly, and why they keep hotdogs in their ass holes.
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Sexy scarecrow
A nude rendering of Medusa. Her snakes are getting a little bit too cozy...
The sun rises behind mountains, a beautiful photograph. Still, Henry can't help but wonder, did he wipe his ass thoroughly last night? Hm...
mr. walnut did something bad
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