Soda and chips, flying into the sun

A one armed wankster named 'A'

A blazed man is confused.

Punch card code.

Man loves poopdicks.

A wild lickatongue appears! Nurse Jenny is unaffected by Lickatongue's attack!

Dang, I'm sexy

A man's suicide attempts with a backpack go horribly wrong

A giant sign presumably on a roadway telling cars to "pass" other cars

Hawaiian punch guy.

Homer simpson looking at a mushroom cloud.

Guy can't imagine what he wants to jerk his d to, so he's concentrating really really hard to blow his load

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