"Aw shit man we are talking surfboards with legs and are scared of the water!"
When Jon Bon Jovi was 5, he was blonde, and also blind
batman shooting somebody in the ass with a machine gun.
Pacman out on the town
a person who couldnt draw the thing he was supposed to because the description was WHACK
tiffany the par tender
After listening to horrible music (so bad it made their ears bleed) a couple took some acid and decided it was time for sex and weed.
Ah Shit. My balloons are different colors.
mayor ate too much pizza
A cool-looking cactus and a laid-back wizard turtle. Both are gay.
orange under wire
teen titans!!!
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