Two coconuts sitting on a rotting infant discussing about the fate of the world in 2019.
Hipster neckbeard prefers ice water to hot semen
a snake and banana in love
paper vs. rock
Your deepest, darkest, secret.
The great shitstorm of our time.
Obango likes the gays.
The UK man, or is it?
youve got mail
Kawaii crab screams below a burnt steak, as musical notes fly through the air
Man with over easy egg for a face confuses stoner girl.
A robotic man looks at stars with his asshole.
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