an incredibly stoned man begins to eat his own pants.
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Satan is surprised.
Blueberry thinks it's an orange.
A black creature with clown makeup sneaks into your house.
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
The Earth can't handle any more people, or she can't handle people anymore?
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