Sexy Santa is sad that he is Sexy Santa, he wants to be fat santaa claus
A man frustarated with his fucking Xbox Kinect for the Xbox 360
What does the fox say?
Shoots himself duh
War of Fruits 2: Revenge of the Citrus Crusade; Coming soon, only on (insert movie-exclusive TV channel here)
A GPS,maybe.
Underneath my skin there's a meatball, underneath these clouds there's Smeagol!
Arnold Schwarzenegger playing banjo
Wizard holding magic wand has hit someone in the face, face is now bleeding and person is showing middle finger to the wizard
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