Doodle or Die

The blue elf working a 9-5 office job is handed work that needs to be done by the end of the day. Boy does he hate Mondays.

Passed out employee is caught not doing his work

Blonde driver complains about fuckin morphine.

A redhead watches arrested development on the green teletubby's belly. Naked woman is dead. A cloud is concerned.

A man walked out of his house only to be flattened by a very large puppet.

Karl gets hit by a fire-breathing car

Doodle or Die

Russian stockman complains about the turd in his hand to a pepper shaker

Mayor McCheese can't decide if he likes boobs or panties more.

the sun is on the top right. one of it's nipples are seen. one man stands on top of a blunt, one stands on it but under? raining carrots.

a chart showing the size to santa ratio of elves?

gay cloud.

poorly drawn camel.

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