Doodle or Die

Matt Smith and Karen Gillian bald

Dalek dance party

Using the sonic on a floppy disk

a flying fuck

an offended person gasping at a porcupine dancing

a sad man pokes his head out of a rhinoceros's back somehow

Doodle or Die

busty woman asks who the fuck you think you are to call her a slut

a green flappy alien with a red headband bursting out of an egg and saying "Pizza!"

Doodle or Die

A gold bar wrapped in a lemon peel, with a green drink in a martini glass next to it

An angry ball telling a menacing black silhouette "I do not want to do this thing"

A white crescent moon in a wad of gum

twin pink half-moons illuminate the night sky

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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