Dammit Bob, you had one job. Just one fucking job. To not shoot the giant fucking worm. And you fucked it up royally.

CTRL, ALT, and DEL don't know what to do with themselves

a beautiful mermaid decides to skip rescuing a stranded guy in a ship because he's a ginger. (and no one likes gingers)

SCP - 682

Minecraft Skeleton waits happily at the door.

Snowman is absolutely mortified by the awful powers of a hair-dryer.

A large vat of butter with a buttered toast orbiting it.

A man wonders if his 5 is ok, then reassures himself that it's probably fine. (no it isn't, it's on fire and crumbling away like your soul)

Screeeeblenauts.

The Kool-aid Man's skinnier and more handsome Asian brother.

A nice steaming cup of gross. I think it's even staring at you! What a lucky chap you are. (not really.)

Trees drinking Teas and talking about Fleas