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An ogre (not Shrek) sitting in his mine lair holding some gemstones. He seems to be reflecting on those he murdered for the gemstones.

An ogre (not Shrek) sitting in his mine lair holding some gemstones. He seems to be reflecting on those he murdered for the gemstones.

A spider amputee dies from eating a slice of pizza. Probably from the Atlantic Canadian pizza chain "Greco".

Edgy live-action version of Miss Piggy about to eat bacon. She loves cannibalism.

A torrential rainstorm in a South American city. A single gringo walks in the rain with an umbrella

A Ghoulie dismembered in front of a bottle of Fuck's Mustard.

An orange bowling ball. Crying from all three finger holes.

A man with no shirt at McDonalds getting chocolate milk on his fries. Thats the way he likes it. (Done in a Dali meets TheSimpsonArt style)

Go back to Romper Room and punch Dew Bee in the co.ck!

Fred Flintstone shooting a stone tazer into Dino's asshole, because Dino went on a frenzy and started eating the neighborhood kids.

The Brave Little Toaster cuts the head off of the gay Telletubby. The police deem it a hate crime.

The green ghost from Pac-Man ("Stinky") in Power Pellet mode. He has that \/\/ face, but he isn't dark blue for some reason.

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