Doodle or Die

David The Gnome wishes for AIDS on his 300th birthday so he can finally die. His wife looks on, unknowing of his angst.

An apple wins 1st prize in "Best Cocksuckers Cramp" category. Turns out the award for it is a house for sale.

Doodle or Die

White cat when the shrooms finally kick in. It's having a bad trip.

VSNTD means: Vaginas Should Not Taste Dank. I thought everyone knew that.

Naked Blobman is very tired and is napping in the field with a sleep mask on. Fishy wants the piss but can't have it. The Sun is confused.

A glimpse of what The Sun sees when over Africa instead of Missouri, where Naked Blobman and Fishy live. It's not pleasant.

Alternate dimension: A toaster bringing a human into the bathtub with them

Doodle or Die

Naked Blobman dressed in drag in a white dress & blonde wig trapping a twink from Grindr in a cornfield grotto. The Moon looks on in horror

Senor Cardgage mumbling some stuff about his business "Senor Cardgage Mortgage"

GUS!!! What the FUCK is "Goonie Goo Goo"?!?!

Doodle or Die

The newest James Bond movies has him in the most deadly game: He and Gargamel from The Smurfs engaged in a life and death game of Candyland

It's Yars's Revenge but instead of a mosquito/alien the thing you control is a purple squirrel.

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