Homsar and Strong Sad have been messing around with a matter transmogrifier, accidentally creating a hybrid creature of them both. Horrors.

A happy Strong Sad who has been working out, wears a teal tank-top. Marzipan has been replaced by a ghostly doppelganger, but no one notices

The Legendary Starfy bulks up, presumably by cannibalistically consuming a starman.

Someone has sewn up the armholes in Toad's vest. Suffering from extreme claustrophobia, he leans forward, screaming.

Q*Bert utters the most vile thing imaginable. Thankfully, it equates to "@#!#" in his language.

It's a white logo of the visage of Dr. Julius Strangepork, on a dark blue background. When hiring Pigs In Space, why settle for third best?

The Great Gonzo uses a hypnotic suggestion to effortlessly hoist a 1000 pound weight. He'll be fine, as long as he doesn't snap his fingers

Time to print this picture of Mario's head on this old laser printer. OH NO! Paper Jam! Half of it smeared across the whole page!

An Extreme Closeup of Pauline from the Arcade version of "Donkey Kong". Adorned in her pink/purple dress, she stands on a high up girder.

Sam the Eagle insists about every Muppet, audience member, and fan, "You are ALL Weirdos". What an all inclusive message of unity and insult

A blue whale is in desperate need of a shave. As a mammal, it definitely has hair - in this case whiskers. Water spouts from his blowhole.

The black Windows 95 shutdown screen with the orange text, "It's now safe to turn off your computer." Victory against the blue screen.