Man with paper boat on head, flinging an umbrella onto the floor

road rage

A confused dog urinating everywhere

A Homestuck character (maybe?) with a curly rainbow blade claiming that he is the 'knight of blood'

disfigured man leaving a trail of fire

Some kind of male bird trying to get noticed by a female bird who just isn't having any of it.

Floating head with droopy wings.

An extravagant drawing of a cut of meat looking like a cow, mooing like a cow. In fact, it is a cow!

Some character from a show I will not mention looks like a detective of something.

Neon mermaid dead in the water.

Man raises brown pidgeotto above his head. The pokemon proceeds to explode blue ribbons.

Since it is just someone saying how they don't know, I'll tell you what it is. Orange juice kicking in the sun drinking sunny D.