Hippies will be arrested on sight.
A giant head rolls over a military base while the people scream for help.
billy mays
monster house, get the fuck out
anything you want
The Teletubbies sacrifice LaLa to the Sun God who demands blood. "YAAAY!"
a pair of baseballs attempt to invite a pair of eyes over to play some really cool game, but the eyes seem uninterested.
Brain flatulence results in severe rectal bleeding for brains wearing glasses.
beelzebub has club foot
zelda boobs
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
A poor man wants Prada glasses.Hands around the seller's neck while this seller says "I'm sorry, but Prada glasses are only for the rich"
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