harry venting to hedwig, who probably just got her doctorate in psychiatry
nighttime snowman is under fire from a trained sniper
an apple rejects personal hygiene
festive meteor congratulates short man on his blood-stained twin size mattress
pac man loses all sense of direction in his life
african american ketchup bottle accuses mustard of a casette-related crime
a snake begins his journey of transformation into a highway, and quickly
A boulder attempts to seduce swiss cheese with charm and a raised brow
the currency of love
emotionally tormented bee
terrified veiny snake goose
a tree spitting a ball into a box