Schrödingers Cat in a box purrs.

when youre adult and you dont celebrate your birthday anymore. :(

Politican declares that only straight people have rights.

Citizen Kane, 1941. So mysterious. HES A PIRATE NOW.

half eaten biscuit man in pain

communication between two women in the year 2033

Old people are the greatest! Theyre full of wisdom and experience!

birthdaycake with his little helpling cupcake vs. big messy pile of potato mush. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

a snake has eaten a baby elephant. Yum!

Donut vs. molten pizza

Christmas business is hard, so santa had to trade in his flying reindeers for flying snakes. certainly looks more badass this way!

a tissue with a mysterious pink oval shaped device lying on it. what could it be? IT WILL REMAIN A MISTERY FOREVER IM AFRAID