I can't, it...ok he's dead and there's a red cigarette nearby. Work with me, will you?

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Flame wearing a bra

Hippopotamus nurse shoves a grenade up a stick figure's anus

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Remember Remember the Fifth of 23 skidoo

I dont even.... Reggae-playing man takes a shit and has a good time

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gaben announces half life episode 3 and then cancels because captain planet

nyan cat goes to a ball

its a bald eagle with chronic bad breath and a taste for revenge

wombo combo HAPPY FEET

vampire goes on a day trip to mexico

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