skiing down a mountain with no snow
"Stop looking at me, red banana!!"
Edward Elric (If you don't know who he is, LOOK HIM UP.)
please text 1309-368-4081
It's kirby. Just kirby. That's all. Blank white canvas. He's not even colored in. Well, the shoes sort of are but not with commitment.
a curved carrot ascending into outer space directly into the sun
A brown, female monster-blob with an invisible head and 3 eyes, contoured with yellow makeup, smiles at you. She wears orange lipstick.
A hunk, in the hunktastic Kate Beaton style sense of the word, dances singing "Hare Ram, Hare Ram, Hare Krishna, Hare Ram"
A really well-drawn turtle munches on a really well-drawn lightbulb.
a fat man wearing a pink speedo
well this is embarrassing
Trying to watch people have sex with a crick in your neck.
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