The number seven went insane and stabbed the number eight. He must have had balls of steel considering seven ate nine.

A plump, grey mouse vomited a whole slice of pepperoni pizza. The pizza looks to be in great condition too.

A green cucco bird springing out of a cucco clock at exactly 3:05. He was obviously late to spring out at 3 o'ckock and is surprised as shit

Avast! I see a giant hairy foot and a humongous duck out in the ocean!

An owl with a sailor hat stares at you while standing on a long, brown appendix.

The devil's jolly son plays with his friend dolphin in the bathtub.

A mentally challenged child wearing a shirt that says "Jugeta" is herp-a-derping.

It looks like Shrek is giving another Shrek a sleeping bag.

An angry albino demon.

Lazy person is lazy.

But I hate all of you...

Gay cat doesn't know what air is.